Friday, May 9, 2008

The Gun Bum!

Okay, so this past week Tad was gone for three days and so it was just Afton and me. Usually Daddy gets the diapers, but since he was gone I got them all. I was changing her and of course right as I'm wiping she starts tinkling everywhere. I hold the wipe over her and check after a couple of seconds. Nope, she's still not done. I wait a little bit longer and I thought she was done so I get down and make sure I'm getting everything clean. Then in slow motion I see this shooting stream of poop coming out of her lil' bum. Amazingly, as my life is flashing before my eyes, I move my face out of the way. It shoots all the way to the closet door and another stream comes right out. It drips down to the carpet. (Luckily Daddy wasn't home to see that!) So, I'm freaking out because that stuff stains and we're supposed to be moving out soon. I run around the house gathering anything and everything that I think will help get it out. I did get it in time though. And then gave my disgusting, sweet little Afton a bath.


Alesha said...

Just to let you know, that was great rhetoric with this piece (;. I was laughing quite hard, and I had to read it to Adam. Afton is growing so quickly. Enjoy Idaho while you will miss it! You all take care!

shumashuma said...

I think that is the funniest thing Ive ever heard!That story is a keeper.